Why do homos gossip so fucking much?
Because they have nothing better to do. Why do homos act like they are the center of the universe?
Because it helps hide the fact that nobody really loves them. Why are homos so over-dramatic?
Because it helps make their mostly boring life seem more exciting. Why do homos feel the need to stick their noses where they don't belong?
Because they think they know everything. Why do homos have to always ask their friends for relationship advice.
Because they are dumber than their friends. Why do homos feel the need to befriend other homos? Because it ups the chances of getting laid. Why do homos get on my nerves?
Because they never know when to shut the fuck up.
Don't take this post too seriously. I'm just annoyed and felt like venting.
He's gay, he's hot, and his dick looks jawbreakingly THICK. This is Ben and he is the newest addition to Sean Cody's never-ending roster of ridiculously hot men. According to the site, Ben is a bottom that is into muscled Latino boys. I am neither Latino nor a very good top, so I guess I'm out of the running but I can still fantasize.
Why do homos gossip so fucking much? Because they have nothing better to do. Why do homos act like they are the center of the universe? Because it helps hide the fact that nobody really loves them. Why are homos so over-dramatic? Because it helps make their mostly boring life seem more exciting. Why do homos feel the need to stick their noses where they don't belong? Because they think they know everything. Why do homos have to always ask their friends for relationship advice. Because they are dumber than their friends. Why do homos feel the need to befriend other homos? Because it ups the chances of getting laid. Why do homos get on my nerves? Because they never know when to shut the fuck up.
It is 11PM on a Saturday Night. I have spent a few hours on both websites and so far the score is still 0 to 0. I have exchanged many messages with various boys that I'd love to get in bed/bathroom stall/car/park/back alley/dressing room/bath house with but nothing has panned out. I don't get it. Has word gotten out that I am a horrible lay? Are my slutty days over or am I just saying the wrong things?
