By MARCUS WYLER
My boyfriend, the Phallus and Seminal Fluid Receptacle Professional, works real hard for the money. Not many men are cut out to be a Phallus and Seminal Fluid Receptacle Professional and my boyfriend is proud to be one. It's a CAREER that he takes very seriously. As a Phallus and Seminal Fluid Receptacle Professional, he has a very labor-intensive, multi-positional job. He practices for hours and studies every night in order to better his skills of phallus and seminal fluid receiving. Sometimes I even wake up in the middle of the night to the sounds of him being taught by a private tutor. No time and place is off limits when it comes to his work. It requires my boyfriend to use every muscle in his body (and a few organs), some more than others of course, and it usually involves heavy usage of his mandibles. He must perform his duties along side a partner in front of a scrutinizing crew, who watches their every move and even captures it on video. Needless to say, when he works, he is usually sore and exhausted before the day is even over.
So I thought it would be a nice gesture to take a long hot bubble bath together after he was done practicing for the afternoon. I mean nothing is more relaxing than taking a nice long hot bubble bath with the love of your life after a hard hour's work, right? I could tell him about the noises I heard coming from the backyard and he could tell me why he had grass stains on his jeans. I thought it'd be romantic... Well it was very romantic, until he urinated in the bath water. I've heard of urinating in the shower, lots of people do it, but who the hell pisses in bathwater that you are currently soaking in?
19 comments:
im sorry.. but thats actually really funny. gross, but funny. So.. you dont share EVERYTHING with the love of your life? ;)
yeah! first comment! now...mason...hun...seriously! u pissed in the bathwater u were soaking in? why!!!
I gotta say, I'd sit in his piss any day. You call me the next time he wants a little piggy bitch :-)
I have to admit, I have done this if I can't hold it long enough to get out, dry off, and use the toilet. I would probably not do it with someone else in the tube with me though. Maybe Mason was just so relaxed, that he did it before he know what was happening. It's kind of hard to just stop, and hold it for very long once you get started. I'd go easy on poor Mason Marcus. He may be slightly embarrassed that he peed in the tube, but this being Mason Wyler we're talking about, I doubt he is! LOL If it happens next time, I suggest that you take it as a sign, and start a little "Golden Shower" session with Mr. Wyler!! ;) ;)
awww marcus, that's gross and a great way to ruin a romantic moment. i'm sorry that happened...there's not really much i can say...
I know how you feel, and am sure he didn't mean to. When you're that relaxed, sometimes you can't control yourself
When the water is 86°, children. Children pee in 86° water.
Actually it should be you that is ticked off..and a bit grossed out..but i guess you're doing a play on words there..anyways, good to see ya doing more writing!
Now now Mason Wyler, if I remember correctly, not only did you participate in a pissing porn, but you also drank piss on that shoot.
Now I don't think Marcus pissing in the bath with you in it should bother you. (: But maybe he shouldn't have done it while you were being romantic. I mean don't mind if my lover did it to me but thats just me lol.
HAHA.
That is kinda funny. But yeah...SO gross. I have in my time pissed in the shower but thats so different. You're soaking in this water...and now you're soaking in piss. Not cool.
I think its a romantic gesture on Mason's part... just letting you know he is comfortable enough to share everything with you.
mason you are being real romantic that is cool you understand him like you do and he in his own way understands you that is nice he has accepted you and you have him
Gosh... that's not nice... did you spank mason after that???
hehehe
do some of you not read the posts or who they are by before you comment? marcus was the one taking the bath, mason is the one who got in and pissed in the tub... got it??
Fridley, I think you should read the blog over again. It was Mason's boyfriend who decided to relieve himself in the tub,not Mason ..."I thought it'd be romantic... Well it was very romantic, until he urinated in the bath water. I've heard of urinating in the shower, lots of people do it, but who the hell pisses in bathwater that you are currently soaking in?"...got it???
Fridley is right it is posted by Marcus NOT Mason.
OOpps..my bad, Fridley..I wasn't aware that Mason's boyfriend used Wyler as his last name. My apologies to you, and I'll be sure to get my eyes checked soon.
Mason can come piss in my tub anytime he wants.
Be glad it was only (sterile)piss. He could have taken a shit...
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