Monday, October 18, 2010

Insider Tips for Future and Current Porn Sluts: Do It Yourself

You don't need an agent. Porn agents are extraneous. Why give 20 percent of your hard earned money to someone that is doing something you could easily do yourself? Finding studio work and negotiating scene rates is not rocket science. Seriously. Every worthwhile studio has their own casting director and model scouts. Simply go to any porn studio's website, click on their "Model for Us" page, and fill out their application. Easy as A B C. Is doing something as effortless as that worth paying for? I certainly don't think so. I have been active in the industry for over 4 years, filmed nearly 200 scenes, worked for 20 different studios, headlined my own website, booked numerous paid appearances, and I did it all without an agent. If I can do it, then any good-looking porn slut can do it. This is Porno Land not Hollywood. You don't need connections to get in. You need a hot body, a big dick, and a strong work ethic. Have all that plus a shameless sexual appetite? Then you're as good as gold. Still not convinced you can do it yourself? I'll help you free of charge. Email me at Mason_Wyler@Yahoo.com and I'll get you started.

3 comments:

Tuesday's Cowboy said...

Love ya, dude.

Lotta Roti said...

Could you see yourself in a role of a sexy Teamster badass? I mean I have been thinking for a while that porn actors would need a trade union of their own and you would be the perfect head for it.

Anonymous said...

I'm not interested in being a porn star, but I think it is really generous of you to make this offer, especially in light of some recent bad behavior you've been subjected to. Good for you for being able to rise above the s**t. I think it's great you are willing to mentor guys.

And @Lotta Roti has a great idea above!

On a fun note, did you know that Oct. 30th is Power Bottom Appreciation Day? You're def due a bouquet of dildoes or something.