The Wyler Nation DICKtionary: Cum Guzzler

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The Wyler Nation DICKtionary: Jock

Jock: Noun. 1: A male athlete that is on a varsity high school, college, semi-professional, or professional sports team. 2: An incredibly physically attractive, muscular, sports-playing man that embodies the epitome of masculinity to some people. 3: The image hordes of gay men think of when they fantasize about straight boys.

Fabian Hambüchen is currently the Jock that I lust after. For those of you who do not know who he is, Fabian is THE star from Germany's Olympic Men's Gymnastics team. He's a 21 year old pole-grabbing, leg-spreading, short, flexible muscle god. I'm sure if given the chance, I could come up with one hell of an interesting floor exercise with him. Who is your favorite Jock?

When I think Jock, I think HOT. I normally picture a handsome, muscle-bound, athletic stud who is certainly unattainable and way out of my league. However, some people think that anyone who plays sports, regardless of their physical features or ability to be used as jerk-off material can be considered a jock. What qualifies a person to be called a Jock in your book?

The guys below are professional athletes, are they jocks as well?


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The Wyler Nation DICKtionary: Cum Dumpster

Cum Dumpster: Noun. 1: A gay male that allows just about anyone to inseminate his rectum. 2: A homosexual man that desires large quantities of fresh semen to be released deep inside his anal cavity 3: A bottom that will indiscriminately beg numerous tops to fuck his ass bareback, breed his hole, and fill him with cum. 4: The highest level of Slut attainable on the Wyler Nation Cock Slut Scale. 5: Dawson from Treasure Island Media.

Even though the chances of me having sex with Dawson are slim to none, he is by far my all time favorite Cum Dumpster. I would LOVE to eat his hole out after he's had a long, fully-filling day at the office but that's just because I'm always thirsty for cum and I know his ass would be overflowing with it! Do you have a favorite "Cum Dumpster?"

In your opinion, what does it take for someone to be labeled a "Cum Dumpster?"

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The Wyler Nation DICKtionary: Straight Boy

Straight Boy: Noun. 1: A male who has no physical attraction towards other males and has absolutely no interest in having sex with men for pleasure. He has no sexual desire to let you suck his cock and he is disgusted by the thought of sucking your cock. 2: A man who is solely aroused by members of the opposite sex. 3: An object of lust and a symbol of masculinity for many closeted, confused, horny, lonely, and/or sex-starved gay men.

In a GAY porn industry where the majority of models claim to be "Straight Boys", What do you think it really means to be "Straight?"

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