Tuesday, November 4, 2008

$1444 and a Thank You to a Nobody

By Marcus Wyler

What could you do with $1444?

You could go on a 7 night cruise or spend a weekend in Vegas.

You could buy a big screen HDTV.

You could probably even feed an entire village in Africa for a year for $1444.

OR if you are one of the millions of Americans without medical insurance, like I am, you could possibly get charged $1444 for a Parkland Hospital Rape Kit.

I know what you're thinking, "$1444 for a Rape Kit?! This can't be true!" Well I can't believe it either. I certainly don't want to believe it. But I have the bill staring at me in the face.

I was actually going to just pay it and move on but then a rude little nobody told me today that Texas doesn't charge victims for rape kits, that they are covered by some sort of law, and to do some research on it.

So I did my research and this is what I found out:

Since the Violence Against Women Act (One of Joe Biden's biggest Achievements) was signed into law, States have been required to cover the cost of forensic exams for victims of sexual assault in order to receive federal funding.

Today most states have enacted laws specifically designating a certain entity as the payment source for forensic exams. Under the Act's provisions, these entities have three options for compliance:

  1. The entity itself can provide forensic exams to victims free of charge
  2. The entity can arrange for victims to obtain exams from another source at no cost to the victims
  3. The entity can reimburse the victims for the cost of such exams

If the 3rd option is used then certain conditions must be met by the paying entity:

  • reimbursement must cover the full amount paid by the victim without limitation or deductibles.
  • victims must be given at least one year from the date of the exam to apply for reimbursement
  • reimbursement must be given within 90 days of written notification of the victims incurred expense
  • the entity must provide information to all victims at the time exam is conducted concerning procedures for obtaining the reimbursement.
In the State of Texas, the entity responsible for covering the cost of a rape kit is divided into two parts, Texas Crime Victims Compensation and the law enforcement agency requesting that's requesting the victim to have the examination performed. In my case that would be the Dallas Police Department.

So I went to the Dallas Police Department Website to see if I could find out which option they chose, 1, 2, or 3. They chose option 3. The victims pays upfront and then you get reimbursed.

Texas Crime Victims Compensation is the state program that actually reimburses the victims expenses and the law enforcement agency is responsible for giving you the claim form at the time of your examination and sending your claim form along with other required documents to Texas Crime Victims Compensation.

The Dallas Police, Texas Crime Victims Compensation, and Parkland hospital all failed to tell us about any of this.

So even though this nobody left me a comment that was both hateful and rude. I have to thank him for pissing me off so much that I researched to try and prove him wrong but ultimately proved myself wrong. If it weren't for him I would of paid $1444 and never would have figured out the way to get reimbursed.


P.S.

Dear Nobody,

I think its hilarious that you think you know someone "close" to Mason, nobody in your world is close to Mason, nobody. As for his end in the "major" DVD based studio world. You are probably right. The last "major" studio movie he did was in June 2008. Although I don't see why that is relevant, I don't think either of us ever claimed that he was a star or that his career would last very long. But thanks again for helping me out with my reimbursement and for giving me something to write about, you nobody.


Sources: U.S. News & World Report, Dallas Police, Violence Against Women Act, Department of Health

Fuck You

I heard a wonderful song today and I just wanted to share it with everyone. I especially wanted to dedicate it to all the people who have ever voted yes to banning same-sex marriage.

To all the preachers, politicians, and average citizens, gay, straight, or pansexual, if you are against same-sex marriage, this song is for you.



LYRICS

Look inside
Look inside your tiny mind
Then look a bit harder
Cos we're so uninspired
So sick and tired
Of all the hatred you harbour
So you say
It's not okay to be gay
Well I think you're just evil
You're just some racist
Who can't tie my laces
You're point of view is medevil


Fuck you, fuck you very very much
Cos we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch
Fuck you, fuck you very very much
Cos your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch


Do you get
Do you get a little kick out of being small minded
You want to be like your father
His approval your after
Well that's not how you'll find it
Do you
Do you really enjoy living a life that's so hateful
Cos there's a hole where your soul should be
You're losing control of it
And it's really distasteful


Fuck you, fuck you very very much
Cos we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch
Fuck you, fuck you very very much
Cos your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Monday, November 3, 2008

Let's Play a Game: Part 2

First, let me just say thank you to everyone who posted comments yesterday and shared some of their past sexual experiences with me. Because of y'all I'll be busy stroking my dick all day..

Second, many of the scenarios seem a bit far stretched but I'll have some credulity and say anything is possible. If even just half of the comments posted on "Lets Play a Game" are true then I'm not as naughty as I thought (Compared to the "Lets Play a Game" Participants).

Third, alot of situations overlapped with one another so I will be counting those as one.

So without further ado here is the list of things that YOU ("Lets Play a Game" Participants) have done, that I NEVER have done... yet.

I NEVER:
  • I NEVER did anything sexual on a train, bus, and any other type of public transportation system.
  • I NEVER did anything sexual in a public bathroom.
  • I NEVER did anything sexual in a park of any sort.
  • I NEVER did anything sexual on the beach.
  • I NEVER did anything sexual in an area where random strangers were present.
  • I NEVER did anything sexual under a table during dinner.
  • I NEVER did anything sexual with people who were related to each other.
  • I NEVER Had sex with people who were related to me.
  • I NEVER Had sexual relations with any of my heterosexual friends.
  • I NEVER shot my load in a guys ass and then sucked it out, and I have never had someone do that to me.
  • I NEVER did anything sexual in a graveyard.
  • I Never have blown an actor on the CW or anyone in mainstream media... although I could name a few that I would LOVE to suck off.
  • I NEVER did anything sexual with someone while their relative was in the same room.
  • I NEVER had a threesome when I was 12.
  • I Never had any sexual relations with a "straight" guy off camera... nor do I believe that to be technically possible.
  • I NEVER knelt down in the middle of a gay sex club.
  • I NEVER did anything sexual in ambulance.
  • I NEVER sucked off a police officer to get out of a ticket... but it sounds like it could be a hot way to get out of it.
  • I NEVER acted like a dog, had sex with a dog, or any other animal. Beastiality is a definite no no in my book.
  • I NEVER had sex with a minister, priest, preacher, or altar boy.
  • I NEVER did anything involving poop. Scat is something I will NEVER try.
  • I NEVER had sex with a female.
  • I NEVER did a live sex show... Yet.
  • I NEVER have tried fisting.
  • I NEVER have let a casting agent fuck me to get a job.
  • I NEVER have hate-fucked someone.
  • I NEVER have thrown up on someone while deep throating them.
  • I NEVER have taken two dicks in my hole at the same time... Yet. But I have always wanted to try getting double fucked.
  • I NEVER simulated a rape scene.
  • I NEVER have pissed up a guy's ass or had a guy piss up mine.
That makes it a total of 30 times I have to jerk off today! The most I ever did in 24 hours was 8! This may take me more than a day to complete...

One Question: I'm just curious but...What's up with all the public acts of sex and sex with or around family members?

The Corner Girls: Shove It Up Your Taco













DAPHNE SPITZ & JUANITA SWALLOWS


Daphne: Aw damn GURL, I have to go change my panties again!

Juanita: What's your problem chica? Tchu just pee yourself?

Daphne: Naw bitch, my pussy just keeps leaking semen.

Juanita: Seamen?! Tchu can fit a whole grown mans in your taco!?

Daphne: NO you retard! SEMEN as in sperm, cum, jizz, man spooge, seed, boy batter, nut juice.

Juanita: Shit... Tchu sure your water didn't just break? Cuz that's alot of liquid dripping down your leg. I don't know many chicos that have loads THAT big.

Daphne: Yes, I told you I ain't pregnant no more, that's why I borrowed your coat hangar last week. This stream right here is 100 percent man made.

Juanita: Damn puta, tchu stupid. Don't tchu tell your tricks to wrap their dicks?

Daphne: Naw, I don't need to use condoms anymore. You know my brother Ray Ray, the one who passed High School Anatomy? Well he helped me tie my tubes up after I queefed out the embryo last week. No more buns in the oven for me.

Juanita: Forget about births control puta. I mean using condoms to protect tchu against the AIDS virus.

Daphne: Oh please... Only homosexuals get that.

Juanita:That's not true chica, anyone can get it! Tchu so stupid tchu probably already have it.

Daphne: Oh really? I don't see you making your man wear a condom. So you probably have it too then.

Juanita: No I don't! I can have bareback sex with my mans cuz he's my Chulo, I trust him, He don't have condomless sex with anyone other than me. It's not the same as letting any big dicked hoodlum on the street stick his unwrapped hot dog in my spicy taco. That's just straight up dangerous, tchu should go get tested.

Daphne: I don't needs to go get tested. I just know I don't have it.

Juanita: Yes tchu do gurl. Everybody should get tested regularly.

Daphne: When was the last time you got tested?

Juanita: 4 years ago when I first met my Chulo.

Daphne:That ain't regularly!! Bitch you don't know left from right. And just so you know, this stream of jizz leaking out of my pussy is from your "trustworthy" Chulo. If I have AIDS then you have AIDS too. Take that and shove it up your taco.



Sunday, November 2, 2008

Let's Play a Game

I'm sure most of you are familiar with a game called "I Never." Some of you have probably even played it a few times. For those of you who haven't, the rules are simple. It's a drinking game where the participants take turns saying things that they have never done before and if anyone else who is playing has done it, then they have to drink. For example, if it's my turn and I say, "I have never won a million dollars", and Joe Schmo to my right has won a million dollars before, then he has to drink. The game has two purposes, its an excuse to get drunk and its a way to get to know your friends better.
I myself have never played it, I've never been a big drinker and well, I've done alot of things that my friends have never done. I'm afraid that if I ever played "I Never" with them I'd lose real quick.

So I've decided to come up with my own version of "I Never." It's called "I Have", think the opposite of "I Never" with a sexual twist.


Here are the rules:
  • Post a comment stating a sexual activity that you HAVE done before.
  • At 12 midnight Pacific Standard Time, I will read every comment and count the ones that contain a sexual activity that I have NEVER done before.
  • The total of sexual activities listed that I have never done before will equal the amount of times I have to jerk off tomorrow.
  • I will post a new blog entry tomorrow morning revealing the things I have never done before that people had posted in comments from the day before.
  • The same sexual activity posted in multiple comments only count once.
  • The purpose of this game is to get to know me better and force me to masturbate more.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

The Sluttier Mason Wyler

Every morning, without fail, I wake up with a raging hard on. Usually I get on all fours and jerk myself off while I suck off whoever is in bed next to me, most of the time thats Marcus. As soon as the cock I'm sucking on releases a load of cum down my throat, my dick reacts with a release of its own... it's like an instantaneous reaction. Generally shooting my wad once in the morning is enough to clear my head, energize me, and get me ready to start my day. Of course there are days when I wake up alone, like today, and I'm left to fend for myself. In those cases, my trusty right hand and my dirty imagination are usually enough to get me off and out of bed. But some days, like today, its just not enough.

I've jerked off five times already and my dick just keeps getting back up. To make matters worse, Marcus isn't just out, he is out of town. He drove up to Dallas to make sure our furniture gets moved out on time. I opted to stay in Houston to unpack most of our belongings. FUCK what a mistake that was.

It's times like these that I really shouldn't be left to my own devices. Granted Marcus and I had a talk just before he left and we both agreed that it would be OK if we slept with other people if one of us was out of town. But I was really hoping that I wouldn't want to. I mean we just got back together and he's still recovering from our incident. I thought something so traumatic would slow down my sex drive, at least for awhile. I feel pretty fucked up for being so cock hungry this soon after getting raped. I just can't seem to help myself, I'm addicted to cock, and that addiction has only gotten stronger. I figure I could spend my years fighting what I really am or embrace it. I'm choosing to embrace it.

Right now theres only one thing standing in my way, my brother. He is in town visiting and will be staying with me for a few days. I have to play tour guide and show him around instead of trying to find big dicked studs to plow my hole until they burst. Which is obviously what I wish I was doing right now.

You can bet that as soon as my brother leaves I am going to go on an all out cock binge until Marcus gets back. I plan on stuffing my face and spreading my hole with the hottest, juiciest man meat Houston has to offer. And its even better that next week I will be on my way to California for an eight day porn shoot. It's just a matter of time now. I know this all makes me sound like a selfish greedy cock slut... but I never said I wasn't.


Should I fight my cock addiction or give in to it?

Friday, October 24, 2008

Become a Citizen: Writers

I wish I could constantly write on this thing but I simply don't have enough exciting material to use for around the clock postings. Despite my career of choice, my life is pretty mundane. So I have decided that I need a handful of creative and well spoken bloggers to join the Wyler Nation team. I'm looking for people who have a way with words and who love to share their thoughts with the public. I want writers of various mindsets, whether it be liberal, conservative, naughty, innocent, bitchy, or sweet, all are welcome. Write stories about your opinion of the latest news story, lessons you've learned, reviews of products you've used, fantasies you've imagined, interviews you've conducted, or anything else that your heart desires. I currently get anywhere from 5,000 to 10,000 hits a day and I have only been tracking my traffic for the past 14 days. I know with more Wyler Nation authors and more frequent posts we can build up the readership. So if you have any interest in becoming a citizen writer for Wyler Nation then please email a sample story to WN_Writers@yahoo.com